Stupid Dolphins – Stupid People

I do not think dolphins are smart. Some say that these fish are smarter than humans and that their language is extremely complex and highly evolved.

To this I say “Ptah”. Dolphins are dumb. Well, they are about as smart as a common poodle. Their language appears complex because it is nothing but random splutterings of air through an orifice. It is like saying that people communicate through their farting habits. And while this is a very expressive and vastly underutilized tool of communication, it has not developed the necessary means of control and convenient availability compared to our oral powers of communication.

Some say that people only utilize 10 % of their brains. Not true. Nearly all people use all their brains, just like dolphins. The ones that use only 10% of their brains are the ones that think dolphins are bloody genii.

Dolphins are cold blooded killers. Yet ten percenters believe that they can swim with them and have their spirits boosted via kinship and one-ness with the dolphin. This is actually true to an extent. The hungry dolphin will eat the spirit person becoming one with them.

This is not only good for the dolphin but also improves the human intellectual gene pool.

I am rather partial to dolphin with a honey-ipruca glaze. A 2003 Chianti completes the pairing.

Cheers and Good Mental Health